Total Medals Earned: 1,015 (From 106 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,010 Points
Medals Earned: 9/9 (500/500 points)
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (215/215 points)
Bag one grocery
Have $10,000 on you at any given time
Get all of the collectable hats
Buy everything from your local market
Get to level 100
Medals Earned: 5/21 (70/780 points)
win Bojan stage
win Vila stage
win Xavi stage
achieve gold medal on Bojan stage
achieve gold medal on Vila stage
win Pique stage
win Alves stage
win Iniesta stage
win Puyol stage
end the game
achieve gold medal on Iniesta stage
win Messi stage
achieve gold medal on Pique stage
achieve gold medal on Puyol stage
achieve gold medal on Xavi stage
achieve gold medal on Alves stage
achieve gold medal on Messi stage
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/8 (40/80 points)
Complete the first wave.
Kill your first enemy.
Survive 5 Waves
Reach maximum health level.
Reach maximum power/special attacks level.
Use the SuperShield special attack for the first time.
Use a special wind attack for the first time.
Survive 15 waves
Medals Earned: 8/8 (500/500 points)
Get a perfect launch 10 times.
Squash 100 police officers.
Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.
Go through the arena without touching the ground.
Reach past the sky's limit!
Upgrade everything to the max!
Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.
Attain a very high speed.
Medals Earned: 7/8 (290/390 points)
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Complete all missions!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)
Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!
Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!
Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/160 points)
You maliciously killed everyone.
The weight of the unaware has been lifted.
Remove the weight with half the civilians still alive.
Complete the game with survivors with the weight of the unaware.
Complete the game leaving people injured but alive.
Complete the game without harming animals or civilians.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (185/185 points)
level 5 win
level 10 win
level 15 win
level 20 win
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/220 points)
Complete the "Contact" level without losing your life
Complete the "Labyrinth" level without losing your life
Complete the "Spiral" level without losing your life
Complete the "Highway" level without losing your life
Complete the "March" level without losing your life
Complete the "Signs" level without losing your life
Complete the "Channel" level without losing your life
Complete "The Dead End" level without losing your life
Complete the "Magma" level without losing your life