Total Medals Earned: 1,015 (From 106 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,010 Points
Medals Earned: 6/6 (190/190 points)
Complete the "Door Lock" mini-game
Complete the "Gears" mini-game
Get the key from the fish tank
Complete the "Remote Control" mini-game
Complete the whole game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Reach level 5 and meet the girl of your dreams.
Game Completed
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Finish the game
Medals Earned: 8/8 (150/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Medals Earned: 8/18 (110/240 points)
Crush the air ship in under 4 seconds
Kill 25 Angel Archers
Destroy the Castle
Kill the Kraken in under 7 seconds
Kill the royal family
Find 10 treasures
Kill 200 bats
Kill the hydra in under 8 seconds
Destroy the Cathedral
Kill the dragon in under 7 seconds
Kill the Dragon Worm in under 6 seconds
Kill 500 fishes
Kill the pirates in under 3 seconds
Kill the sea snakes in under 7 seconds
Crush 175 ships
Kill 20 Unicorns
Kill 22 Harpies
Kill 70 angel musicians
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Save your composition.
Medals Earned: 3/6 (20/220 points)
Made your first Turn
Stay for 10 seconds
Play for 60 seconds
Play for 10 minutes.
Play for a whopping half hour
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/440 points)
Earn 1 In-Game Achievement
Earn 3 In-Game Achievements
Earn 10 In-Game Achievements
Earn 15 In-Game Achievements
Earn 6 In-Game Achievements
Earn 20 In-Game Achievements
Earn 25 In-Game Achievements
Earn 30 In-Game Achievements
Earn 35 In-Game Achievements
Earn 40 In-Game Achievements
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Level 4
Medals Earned: 6/17 (120/480 points)
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Asteroid
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Crushing the tram
Crushing the balloon
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing 65 Containers
Killing 28 Cows
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers